March 2012
86 posts
when you realize that one of the balls you use for OT with a kid with a sensory processing disorder is under the brand name, “grabbin’ ballz”
trying really hard to play it cool when someone is, in fact, sexual kryptonite
glad to see that the porno palace really sealed the deal
it always does.
February 2012
92 posts
when your therapist literally starts falling asleep in the middle of your session
fake it till you make it
suicideblonde:
“Why are men afraid of women?” “If your strength is only the other’s weakness, you live in fear,”
- Tehanu by Ursula K. LeGuin
“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via deerdoedeer)
In an interview between writer Brian Zitzelman and (500) Days of Summer director Marc Webb, the pair debate the degree to which both Deschanel’s characters in other films and her character in (500) Days do or do not conform to the MPDG image:
BZ [Brian Zitzelman]: It’s a type of person that exists. MW [Marc Webb]: Well, it exists and it’s also part of literature that has always...
NO FUCKING WAY
this weekend is officially bizarro weekend.
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
this was my weekend. except i did contact them and was still incinerated by the sun.
“There is a definite prejudice towards men who use femininity as part of their...”
– RuPaul (via okamarama)
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARE YOU OFF.
mayday vday.
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via funeral)
when your valentines day resolution is to fall in love with yourself again.
“damn, self, you got nice eyes”
